Six Word Stories for Halloween

Recently, several writers wrote stories that are only six words long. You can read about them here. In that, er, spirit, I wrote a few of my own for Halloween. Don't read these alone!

Look out! That's not a squid!

I think the noise is upstairs...

Fred, why are you so pale?

Won't you come inside, my dear?

Not me, Lord Satan! Not me!

Put down the knife, junior. Put -